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Five things for Shoaib Akhtar to do now he’s been banned
The Rawalpindi Express has been given the boot by the PCB for five years. What could he possibly do with his time now? Here are our suggestions:
1. Take drugs, but properly this time, without fear of being caught. Then put on demonstrations of bowling at 134mph before his heart explodes out of his chest.
2. Star in his own Bollywood film, entitled “My Big Fat Bowler’s Arm” - a musical rollercoaster ride through the life of a legend. Featuring the songs All the Ladies Love Me; Drugs, Glorious Drugs; and Whoops Mr Asif! Your Arse Is On The End of My Bat
3. Play in the Indian Premier League, where the Mumbai Super MonsterSquad (or whatever they are called) will pay him handsomely.
4. Come over to England and play for Surrey, with it’s lovely villages and easy access to West London’s finest male entertainment establishments.
5. Keep his head down for once.
April 1, 2008 in Indian Premier League, News Pavilion, Pakistan cricket | Permalink | 
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He'll do a Stan Collymore and transform from bad boy to really interesting media commentator. He doesn't deserve it, but he will,
Posted by: The Tooting Trumpet | 1 Apr 2008 20:38:26
Can't say I feel sorry for him in light of his his previous indiscretions.
A little bit of flair will be lost from the international game though.
Posted by: Bookmaker | 2 Apr 2008 06:51:41
Good suggestions for Rawalpindi express.So Shoaib should follow such suggestions Which are really effective for him.
Posted by: Basketball Games | 2 Dec 2008 10:25:53
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