England vs New Zealand: Third Test injury update

The all-important third and final installment of the current Test series kicks off tonight in Napier.  England were hoping to the name the same side, whereas New Zealand are praying they can name the same side as they only have 14 other cricketers in the whole country.

How are the injury worries for the two sides holding up? Find out after the jump..

England
James Anderson - famously twanged his ankle last week playing football in the warm down.  Quite why he needed to warm down after being sat reading the paper all day as the number 11 bat is still to be adequately explained.  FIT

Paul  Collingwood - Had a bit of a scare with his calf and required a scan.  The scan revealed what we all know: he is made out of granite and will therefore play.  FIT

New Zealand
Jacob Oram - The big-allrounder has been ruled out with a "hip problem".  More likely that the government have pulled him in to get an update on the bionic bowling arm they gave him in a top secret project.  CROCKED

Kyle Mills - The only paceman, other than Oram, who as looked threatening.  Not as threatening as the knee-knack he has picked up.  CROCKED

Mark Gillespie - Dropped simply for being SHIT.