Hired or Fired! With Sir Alan Sugar

Hello!  It's your favourite hirsute heranguer of wannabe executive imbeciles here once more to give you the lowdown on what is good and not so good in cricket this week. 

HIRED!
The Googly - These fellas around here broke the news of Percy Sonn's death before SkySports, and waxed about the potential of Joe Denly a full week before the BBC did.  You know where to come for your cricket stuff now.

Ryan Sidebottom - I'm hiring him again after his ballsy showing in this week's task

Alistair Cook - I like this boy, he is a doer not a talker and is reaping the modest rewards.  I myself am a talker and a doer, hence I have a Bentley

FIRED!
Craig McDermott - Not only have you shamed your wife, worse than that you LOST HER BLOODY MONEY!

Kapil Dev - I like straight-talking, but even I found this a bit much.

Vic Marks - I like listening to TMS in my Bentley, what I don't like is a public schoolboy wittering on then doing that stupid bloody nasal laugh at his own jokes, that aren't bloody funny anyway!