Hired or Fired! With Sir Alan Sugar

As most of you know, I can't stand it when people lose my money; so I spend a lot of my spare time looking down the side of my wife's chair to check for fivers, and watching CCTV footage of my Polish cleaners to check they're not hoovering up any loose change.  But, when I'm not doing that I keep an eye on the cricket, so I can tell you who needs to be given the spanish archer; El Bow!

HIRED!
James Benning - this boy's got aggression, I like that

Paul Nixon - the streetfighter gets his just rewards, like me with my Bentley

Kent - beating the current best in the business by an innings is a top achievement.  Of course if I'd have been Sussex I would have won, because I never lose. Fact.

FIRED!
England/Durham - Why aren't these dumkopfts playing Harmison in the University match?

Kevin Shine - an equation for you Kev: You + no swing from any bowlers + new coach = sack

Geraint Jones - 49 or not son, you are a goner