A unique view on Fredalo

Many an opinion was offered at the time of Andrew Flintoff's now infamous episode with the pedalo, but it took until this week for me to read one that offered a new perspective.  This is a letter to Viz, which for those unaware of it is Britain's premiere adult comic that also happens to write some of the best tabloid satire you are ever likely to read.

"Terrible" is how the former England vice-captain Andrew Flintoff described not being allowed to play a game in the recent Cricket World Cup.  However, I would point out to Mr Flintoff that for most people a "terrible" experience is something far worse than being plucked, pissed-up and laughing, from a pedalo in the West Indies at 4am on a works outing and then, as punishment, being excused from the "works" part of the outing.