Hired or Fired! With Sir Alan Sugar

'Allo, it's Sir Alan Sugar here, everybody's favourite smug TV bully and purveyor of low-end electronics.  I've once again been having a look at the cricket, in between driving round and round London in my Bentley and planning my next plastic surgery. 

HIRED!
Lasith Maliga - He's a dead ringer for my favourite ever dwarf, Herve Villachaize, and he can bowl a bit too

Mahele Jayawardene - He's a doer, not a talker . I like that in an employee

Glenn McGrath - You can't beat experience, like my Margaret and Nick, he's a gem.

FIRED!
The Cricket World Cup - If you are going to have a shit end product (and believe me I know a lot about them), then you can't have the cheek to make the process of getting there last 8 weeks!

Ashwell Prince - What was that shot all about son?

David Morgan - no decision should be made that quickly pal, unless it's me firing someone.