Hired or Fired! with Sir Alan Sugar

Hello!  Inexplicably morose beardy businessman Sir Alan Sugar here.  Now, my spies tell me that there have been some people not pulling their weight as they sit at their keyboards to read my vitriol. Well I won't stand for it, so straighten your backs and pay attention!  Here's this weeks bloody shower:

Hired!

Boyd Rankin - As I say on The Apprentice, I like my staff to be tall and Irish, at least I would if that is what was in the script they give me, but it aint.  Either way, this lad's had a corker.

Paul Nixon - I like a person with a bit of the streetfighter about them, like Margaret, my sidekick.   She'd take any one of you lot down.

Geoff Boycott - I'm not keen on northerners, but this fella talks a lot of sense about the cricket.  I could use him to tell my design team what is wrong with everything they have ever come up with - starting with that bloody infra-red massager!

Fired!

Michael Vaughan - I don't like bullshitters

Duncan Fletcher - in real life as well, probably

Tom Moody - you don't send for an electrician when your bath is pissing water through your ceiling and you don't send for Bandara when you need to beat Australia.

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