Flintoff is very, very (hic!) sorry

Andrew Flintoff has broken his silence following his nautical adventures on Friday night.  In a statement, Freddie said "I know what I did was completely wrong and I have to take full responsbility. There can be no excuses on my part. I know I shouldn't have done what I did."  He is also insisting that he will give his all for the cause and that he accepts his punishment.  He then allegedly asked if someone could find him some Alka-Seltzer, a fry-up and lots of water.

Given that Freddie is England's best bowler by a mile even after he has had 17 Rum & Cokes, it's hardly surprising that he would try his normal boozy preparations on the medicore Anderson and Lewis.  Judging by yesterday's result, it didn't work.